do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
Like bruh my future wife could be getting fucked right now.. & I’m just laying here. Smh I hate that hoe already
Is summer still a thing ? Does warm weather still exist? Will it ever come back?
*All of Australia laughs hysterically as they stare out the windows to discover the sun has moved in next door*